Most times people working at the cafe are busy.
But there is always a reason to smile and be happy😃.
Waitress: What do you like to drink ma’am?
Lady guest: Water with snow.
(The waitress just looked at her. When the guest realized what she said, she laughed out loud. She is a snow bird and just arrived in Arizona.)
Gentleman guest: I’d like eggs, bacon, potato, and a toast.
Waitress: How do you like the eggs, Sir?
Gentleman guest: From the chicken.
103-year old guest: I would like a half order of biscuits and gravy.
Grandson: An oatmeal and English muffin please.
103-year old guest: An oatmeal here too.
Grandson: I thought you wanted a biscuits and gravy?
103-year old guest: Not anymore. I want to eat what you eat. I want to be strong like you!
95-year old guest talking to the waitress: I know how to make money.
Waitress: Wow. That’s good.
95-year old guest: Yes. I told my third wife before I married her that she will not have problems with money. I know how to make and handle money!
(The wife passed away early this year.)
Waitress: Good to hear that.
95-year old guest: Maybe I can still become a better person to someone.
(The 95-year old grandpa still hopes to have wife number 4!)