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Funny Stories and Quotes @ the Cafe

Most times people working at the cafe are busy.

But there is always a reason to smile and be happy😃.

Story #1

Waitress: What do you like to drink ma’am?

Lady guest: Water with snow.

(The waitress just looked at her. When the guest realized what she said, she laughed out loud. She is a snow bird and just arrived in Arizona.)

Story #2.

Gentleman guest: I’d like eggs, bacon, potato, and a toast.

Waitress: How do you like the eggs, Sir?

Gentleman guest: From the chicken.

Story #3.

103-year old guest: I would like a half order of biscuits and gravy.

Grandson: An oatmeal and English muffin please.

103-year old guest: An oatmeal here too.

Grandson: I thought you wanted a biscuits and gravy?

103-year old guest: Not anymore. I want to eat what you eat. I want to be strong like you!

Story #4.

95-year old guest talking to the waitress: I know how to make money.

Waitress: Wow. That’s good.

95-year old guest: Yes. I told my third wife before I married her that she will not have problems with money. I know how to make and handle money!

(The wife passed away early this year.)

Waitress: Good to hear that.

95-year old guest: Maybe I can still become a better person to someone.

Waitress: Yea?

(The 95-year old grandpa still hopes to have wife number 4!)


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